Well, P.C. Can I call you P.C.? I think that your sleeping habits are not right at all. I myself had the same exact dream you are talking about except I was in Poland and I was also a pole! Very strange. But It was because I moved my room around. I changed my bedspread, bought a new stereo and cut my wrists open and smeared the walls with blood. That was one crazy party. Anyway, I highly recommend you take a look around your room. What things are off? Askew? Odd? Also I think you should go to a diner. Order mashed potatoes and French fries. Then proceed to dip the French fry into the mashed potatoes. What does this accomplish? Nothing, AT FIRST. But then realize that you’ve just done this amazing feat. Combining two celebrated American dishes into one. Then eat it. Eat a lot of it. All of it. In fact, order seconds. Thirds. FOURTHS. And god strike me down if I’m wrong, but you will sleep like a baby for the rest of your life. Or travel through time. Whichever.
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