I’ve had dreams three nights in a row about Freddy Krueger. Not that he was killing me or anything, just that he was around…and being a complete asshole. One dream began with him trying to pitch his new screenplay to me. Another involved him coming to my door on Christmas and asking me to wrap his girlfriends presents because he didn’t have time. Last nights consisted of him wanting to invite me to a Two and a Half Men marathon party. Ughh. I can’t wait to see what tonights will be like. God, Freddy is such a douche.
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